Pat Crawford Brown

Ben Holmes, a professional book-jacket blurbologist, is trying to get to Savannah for his wedding. He just barely catches the […]

In Martha’s Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest […]

After standing in as best man for his longtime friend Carl Petersen, Randy Dupree loses his job, becomes a barfly […]

A stunt pilot comes across a prototype jetpack that gives him the ability to fly. However, evil forces of the […]

A small circle of friends suffering from post-collegiate blues must confront the hard truth about life, love and the pursuit […]

Arriving in the small town of Fallwell, Massachusetts to claim her inheritance, horror hostess Elvira receives a less than enthusiastic […]

Two not-too-bright party girls reinvent themselves for their high school reunion. Armed with a borrowed Jaguar, new clothes and the […]

A father, who can’t keep his promises, dies in a car accident. One year later, he returns as a snowman, […]

Deloris Van Cartier is again asked to don the nun’s habit to help a run-down Catholic school, presided over by […]

A mild-mannered guy who is engaged to a monstrous woman meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find […]

A Reno singer witnesses a mob murder and the cops stash her in a nunnery to protect her from the […]

A man blinded in a childhood accident fights crime using his superhumanly-elevated remaining senses.